CHAPFIX+ (all caps!!!)
Apparently this is ” the evolution of chapstick, engineered for MEN.
Manly men. It’s rectangular, black and red (MANLY COLORS!), and… AND!!!!
It has grippy sides! Uuuoooo!!!!! Ahhhhhh!!!!!
My question: Can it make a man look any less awkward while putting on said CHAPFIX or chapstick?
Cause, ya know, most of them do.
um. Ok.
It’s not RUGGED enough. MORE RUBBER RIBBING.
Real, rugged manly man’s men don’t need their chapped lips soothed. They proudly sport their cracked, bleeding, dry lips for everyone to see because MUSCLES TESTOSTERONE TRUCK NUTS MANLINESS.
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That’s what SHE said!
MUSCLES TESTOSTERONE TRUCK NUTS MANLINESS. MUSCLES TESTOSTERONE TRUCK NUTS MANLINESS. MUSCLES TESTOSTERONE TRUCK NUTS...
way I apply chapstick. I...like I’m having a stroke
I feel like “black, red, square, with grippy sides” is the default design for men’s toiletries. For all the overwhelming...
I’M NOT A MAN UNTIL BLOOD DROPS FROM MY CHIN
The casing needs more spikes. And explosions.
Real, rugged manly man’s men don’t need their chapped lips soothed. They proudly sport their cracked, bleeding, dry lips...
So you’ll just look like you’re rubbing a flash disk all over your lips.
You don’t put this on like regular Chapstick. You open it up and then slam your face into it repeatedly until you have...
Should be shaped like a vulva.