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Posts tagged Halloween

Nov 1 '11
lau-ra-sau-rus: letao: “For the first time in my life, I’m a mainstream superhero of my own race for Halloween.” Everyone shut up, this kid wins Halloween. (via reddit) Paging @steviemcfly! Thought at.first you had posted this but nope You’re just (even more) internet famous.

lau-ra-sau-rus:

letao:

“For the first time in my life, I’m a mainstream superhero of my own race for Halloween.”

Everyone shut up, this kid wins Halloween.

(via reddit)

Paging @steviemcfly! Thought at.first you had posted this but nope You’re just (even more) internet famous.

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Oct 31 '11

Your last halloween costume is now your new identity/career

devils-and-daffodils:

thekingofcupssexpectsapicnic:

YASSSSSSSSSSS, I AM MARU!

I’m a motherfucking pirate

Sweet cheezus, I’m the Creation Museum.

(Source: fuckinglesbian)

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Oct 31 '11

here is my scary story for Halloween

Back when I was a young wtfox?!, I was tucked up safe in bed and dreaming happily when I had the sudden, terrifying sense that something was wrong, that I needed to wake up immediately.

I opened my eyes, and standing there at the end of my bed was a tall, pale woman. Everything about her was white, her hair, her skin, the dress or robe that hung limply on her… everything except her eyes, which were hidden in shadow behind the long white strings of her hair.

The shadows that were her eyes stared at me. I stared back, clutching my blanket.

Slowly, still looking at me, she drifted across my room and into my closet, where she vanished.

10 notes Tags: Halloween scary stories or something

Oct 31 '11
proustianrecall: motherjones: npr: washingtonpoststyle: Candy Hierarchy Naturally, there are a few problems with this — Junior Mints and Butterfinger should be in Top Tier; Caramellos are overrated; Delicious Dots do not deserve to be lumped in with nasty Runts — but this chart is nonetheless useful. via last year’s BoingBoing. ‘Tier So Low’ could also be titled ‘Tier Your-House-Will-Get-Egged.’ I also agree, Butterfingers should be Top tier and Caramellos are overrated, and I’d drop Milky Ways a bit too and move Kit-Kats up a level.  Happy Halloween, everyone! —Sarah “I’d drop Milky Ways a bit too and move Kit-Kats up a level.” UNFOLLOW! KitKats, Three Musketeers, and Twix ought to be on the god tier. As well as Warheads. I think it’s inaccurate and overgeneralizing to lump Blow Pops in with “Lollipops” in general, the same with Tootsie Roll Pops. (Especially considering Tootsie Rolls are included in the second tier, what is that even.) They’re very obviously superior to regular lollipops.

proustianrecall:

motherjones:

npr:

washingtonpoststyle:

Candy Hierarchy

Naturally, there are a few problems with this — Junior Mints and Butterfinger should be in Top Tier; Caramellos are overrated; Delicious Dots do not deserve to be lumped in with nasty Runts — but this chart is nonetheless useful.

via last year’s BoingBoing.

‘Tier So Low’ could also be titled ‘Tier Your-House-Will-Get-Egged.’ I also agree, Butterfingers should be Top tier and Caramellos are overrated, and I’d drop Milky Ways a bit too and move Kit-Kats up a level.  Happy Halloween, everyone! —Sarah

“I’d drop Milky Ways a bit too and move Kit-Kats up a level.” UNFOLLOW!

KitKats, Three Musketeers, and Twix ought to be on the god tier. As well as Warheads.

I think it’s inaccurate and overgeneralizing to lump Blow Pops in with “Lollipops” in general, the same with Tootsie Roll Pops. (Especially considering Tootsie Rolls are included in the second tier, what is that even.) They’re very obviously superior to regular lollipops.

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Oct 31 '11
dreammpop: i just laughed so fucking hard Congratulations, sir, you win everything forever.

dreammpop:

i just laughed so fucking hard

Congratulations, sir, you win everything forever.

(Source: gandalfstormcrow)

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Oct 28 '11
boehnertroll: nanner: masteradept: crankyskirt: “Ann Skank”: Trivializing and Sexualizing the Holocaust for Halloween [Sociological Images] At the intersection of the trivializing of horrific violence aimed at ethnic/religious groups and the pornification of American culture, comes this “Ann Skank” costume[…] Yes that is, indeed, a woman dressed up like Anne Frank, the Jewish child who hid from the Nazis for two years, only to be discovered and moved to a concentration camp where she died from Typhus.  Her companions are dressed up like Nazi soldiers.  The Halloween revelers who made the choice to sexualize and laugh at this 15-year-old victim of the holocaust are graduate students in the Creative Writing program at Florida State University. All three of them can go straight to hell. Do not pass go; do not collect $200. I hope their names get blown up on the Internetz soon so that people recognize these FSU pieces of shit and render their yet-unearned MFAs completely worthless for getting any jobs. Shitheads. I hope they realize the internet never forgets…forget about job offers, friends, respect and start looking forward to side eyes and maybe an asswhipping or four. Oh for the fuck of shit. You couldn’t come up with anything more original? I mean, there are PLENTY of costume ideas that don’t revolve around one of the most tragic events to ever happen on Earth. Go fuck yourselves. Also, spread this like wildfire, so their future employers can see this.

boehnertroll:

nanner:

masteradept:

crankyskirt:

“Ann Skank”: Trivializing and Sexualizing the Holocaust for Halloween [Sociological Images]

At the intersection of the trivializing of horrific violence aimed at ethnic/religious groups and the pornification of American culture, comes this “Ann Skank” costume[…] Yes that is, indeed, a woman dressed up like Anne Frank, the Jewish child who hid from the Nazis for two years, only to be discovered and moved to a concentration camp where she died from Typhus.  Her companions are dressed up like Nazi soldiers.  The Halloween revelers who made the choice to sexualize and laugh at this 15-year-old victim of the holocaust are graduate students in the Creative Writing program at Florida State University.

All three of them can go straight to hell. Do not pass go; do not collect $200.

I hope their names get blown up on the Internetz soon so that people recognize these FSU pieces of shit and render their yet-unearned MFAs completely worthless for getting any jobs. Shitheads.

I hope they realize the internet never forgets…forget about job offers, friends, respect and start looking forward to side eyes and maybe an asswhipping or four.

Oh for the fuck of shit. You couldn’t come up with anything more original?

I mean, there are PLENTY of costume ideas that don’t revolve around one of the most tragic events to ever happen on Earth. Go fuck yourselves.

Also, spread this like wildfire, so their future employers can see this.

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Oct 25 '11
thecranium: washingtonpoststyle: This is the next extension of this. No it’s not, you ass. Come get your folks, old media people who decided it would be a good idea to give new media a try and put college seniors behind the wheel. Wow. WaPo, if your designers and writers can’t see the difference between blackface or “Native-inspired” costumes and a dog suit, you should probably reconsider why you hired them. And then go send them and yourselves for some fucking cultural awareness lessons and maybe let me clock you in the face for being colossal privileged dumbasses.

thecranium:

washingtonpoststyle:

This is the next extension of this.

No it’s not, you ass. Come get your folks, old media people who decided it would be a good idea to give new media a try and put college seniors behind the wheel.

Wow. WaPo, if your designers and writers can’t see the difference between blackface or “Native-inspired” costumes and a dog suit, you should probably reconsider why you hired them. And then go send them and yourselves for some fucking cultural awareness lessons and maybe let me clock you in the face for being colossal privileged dumbasses.

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Oct 6 '11
tehblackbird: duessa: nkfr: abaldwin360: nonplussedbyreligion: Quite possibly the dumbest question I’ve seen/heard asked today.  Hopefully it will be the last.  Are they really trying to take over all the pagan holidays? Aren’t Easter and Christmas enough?  I happen to freakin love Halloween.  Oh the stupidity.  ~ Kim WHHHHAAAAAHHHH *SNIFF* *SNIFF* IF WE DON’T HAVE TOTAL SOCIAL DOMINANCE WE ARE BEING OPPRESSED!!!!! I’m sorry, they want to call it Jesusween? Jesus…ween. First off, no fuck you. Secondly LMFAO…JESUS…WEEN. JesusWEEN JesusWEEN JesusWEEN This is all I could think. JesusWeen.

tehblackbird:

duessa:

nkfr:

abaldwin360:

nonplussedbyreligion:

Quite possibly the dumbest question I’ve seen/heard asked today.  Hopefully it will be the last.  Are they really trying to take over all the pagan holidays? Aren’t Easter and Christmas enough?  I happen to freakin love Halloween.  Oh the stupidity.  ~ Kim

WHHHHAAAAAHHHH *SNIFF* *SNIFF* IF WE DON’T HAVE TOTAL SOCIAL DOMINANCE WE ARE BEING OPPRESSED!!!!!

I’m sorry, they want to call it Jesusween? Jesus…ween. First off, no fuck you. Secondly LMFAO…JESUS…WEEN.

JesusWEEN JesusWEEN JesusWEEN

This is all I could think.

JesusWeen.

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